Donald and Jacqueline help Kelly take revenge on Mateo in their own unique way, while Janice gets back at Mick for forgetting their anniversary by enjoying the flattering attentions of handsome young admirer Jack. Comedy, with Siobhan Finneran and Jake Canuso

The lure of easy money beckons once again as Terry and Arthur appreciate the commercial possibilities of cheap tobacco, but it is not long before the would-be smugglers are all at sea. Comedy, starring George Cole, Dennis Waterman and Ray Winstone