The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including Sitting on a Fortune, Casualty, Britain's Got Talent, MerPeople, James May: Oh Cook!, The Greatest Auction and Top of the Pops 1994. Plus, reflections on the stories making the ITV News

Anna Richardson hosts the show in which potential dates bare all bit by bit in a bid to prove they are the one. First up is 30-year-old woman Emmy-Lou from Brighton, who has appeared on the show twice before, both times in the pod. Now she is back as the picker, unaware she is in for a big surprise. She is followed by 20-year-old Charlie from Oxford, a forensics student who hopes to find his ideal partner in crime

The armchair critics share their opinions on Casualty, Queer Eye, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Alexander Armstrong in Sri Lanka, FUBAR, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Big Beasts and BBC News

Laid-back south Londoner Daniel wants to get his wedding grooving like a Caribbean street carnival. However, sensible student bride Sabrina dreams of a more traditional occasion and a wedding her parents will be proud of. While Sabrina pictures a tranquil location, Daniel splashes the cash on trucks and sound systems

It's a family's worst nightmare when two children are taken, Charlie shares some good news with Vicky, and things come to a head in a face-off between two mothers. Diane puts on a brave face for her family as she begins chemotherapy, but back at home, Tony is pushed to his limits. Also, sparks fly for two villagers and suspicion arises when a resident disappears

Things come to a head in a face-off between two mothers, Diane puts on a brave face for her family as she begins chemotherapy, and back at home, Tony is pushed to his limits

Diane tries to create some normality for her family, sparks fly for two villagers, and suspicion arises when a resident disappears

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

In the conclusion of Gordon Ramsay's visit to La Galleria 33 in Boston, Massachusetts, he confronts sisters Rita and Lisa with an ultimatum, and finds himself stuck in a war between the waiters, chefs and owners over who is to blame for the Italian restaurant's failings

When Geoff decides to change his look, Barry worries that they are growing apart. Beverly is frustrated when Murray refuses to spend time with her

Worried that her children are slipping away, Beverly takes on new responsibilities at William Penn. Murray struggles to work with Formica Mike

Mitchell makes a disturbing discovery following an awkward encounter with an old high-school flame, and wonders whether he unknowingly fathered a child in his 'straight' days. Feeling intellectually inferior to Alex, Phil and Claire try to enjoy a subtitled film, while Jay regrets getting on the wrong side of Gloria

Haley, Alex and Luke decide to surprise Phil and Claire with breakfast in bed, only to catch them in a compromising position. Mitch and Cameron arrange a play date for Lily, hoping to befriend a fellow parent who also happens to own a swanky new restaurant, and Gloria accidentally sends a nasty e-mail to Claire. Guest starring Rachael Harris (The Hangover)

At the fourth dinner party, one bride is determined to avoid any drama. Alas, a groom has heard some rumours and needs to confront her

Luca, a 31-year-old tiler from Essex, is hoping to polish up his love life by visiting the First Dates restaurant, and is keen to prove he's not the 'player' women judge him to be. His date is TV presenter Hayley, who may be confident on camera, but finds dating rather daunting. Next in is 72-year-old retired prison officer Sandie who, having modelled the first police-issue trousers for women, completed a Masters, and written a book, has lived a full life and wants to find someone to share an active retirement with. Her date is 79-year-old tennis coach Chris, who is also on the lookout for someone fit and active

Gordon Ramsay heads to Brooklyn, New York, to tackle a 55-year-old family business. Owner John Esposito left school at the age of 14 and has worked at his parents' restaurant, Sal's Pizzeria, ever since. Their success meant they could afford to purchase the location next door in the 1990s, naming it Mama Maria after John's mother, who died in 2002. But when he lost his father as well, John became overwhelmed by the responsibility of running both establishments and his livelihood is at risk

Homer, Moe and Lenny go in pursuit of Carl when he skips town with $200,000 in winnings from a lottery ticket he bought with them. However, their search makes them realise how little they know about their friend and almost reaches a dead-end until Lisa points them in the direction of Iceland. Featuring music by Sigur Ros

Marge is feeling neglected by Homer, and the timing couldn't be worse as their 10th wedding anniversary is fast approaching. Little does she know her husband is planning a grand romantic gesture inspired by a special moment from their first year of marriage. But wires get crossed when the miffed housewife stumbles upon a dodgy website for couples bored of their partners, and she ends up chatting to the too-good-to-be-true Ben (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane)

Claire and Phil swap parenting roles, Gloria falls for a sob story, and Jay helps an overzealous entrepreneur with his dog training scheme. Meanwhile, Mitch finds himself torn between looking after Cam, who is in bed with flu, and attending a Lady Gaga concert. Comedy, directed by The Wonder Years star Fred Savage, featuring Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell and Sofia Vergara

The family gathers at Jay's ahead of Alex's graduation and stays longer than intended. Jay tries to conceal a Botox slip-up, Cameron is angered by Mitch's tendency to laugh at his expense and Claire feels emotional about the rate her children are growing up

At the fourth dinner party, one bride is determined to avoid any drama. Alas, a groom has heard some rumours and needs to confront her

Fourteen previous contestants return for an All-Star series to compete once again for the title that eluded them, with guest judge Nicki Minaj