Eskimo Nell (1975)
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
Cast
Michael Armstrong
Dennis Morrison
T
Terence Edmond
Clive Potter
Christopher Timothy
Harris Tweedle
Roy Kinnear
Benny U. Murdoch
Rosalind Knight
Lady Longhorn
Lloyd Lamble
The Bishop
J
Jonathan Adams
Lord Coltwind
Christopher Biggins
Jeremy Longhorn
Katy Manning
Hermione Longhorn
D
Diane Langton
Gladys Armitage
G
Gordon Tanner
Big Dick
B
Beth Porter
Billie Harris
M
Max Mason
Dave
C
Christopher Neil
Brendan
Richard Caldicot
Ambrose Cream